"Oy, I was reading that!" Sirius protests, choosing not to respond to what Evans has just said; at least not right away.

Because he'd so much rather read about Arthur Skelton of the Wimbourne Wasps and his experiences as a struggling Quidditch player before he hit it big (says the all-exclusive interview) than talk about this sort of rubbish, with Evans of all people.

He sighs.

"Isn't this the sort of conversation you should be having with your girl friends?"